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Jale use aag kahte hain,Bujhe use raakh kahte hain,Cobra use Naag kahte hain,Or jo tumhare paas nahin use DIMAGH kahte hain.
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Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
?
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Kepad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
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i have sms 4 u, neecha dekho
aur neecha
aur neecha
aur neecha
.
me kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta tha k tum aik sms k liye itna neecha gir sakti ho
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Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
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Hila
zor se
hila
pura
hila
hath chala
dil
se
hila
sabke
samne
hila
jitna
hiayga
utna
maza
aayega
warna
HALWA
jal jayga...
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Pehlay haath mein lo...
phir moun mein lo....
phir thook lagao...
phir seeda karo...
aur dalo......
hey kitna mushkil hai....
sui mein dagha dalna....
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arz kia hai kay
aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai
wah wah subhanAllah
aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai
to
is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai??
ha ha ha
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Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba
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SUKHRIYA KARO USS KHUDA KA KI USNE HAME BANAYA HAI
KYONKI AIK PYAARA,ACHA,SMART & CUTE SA DOST HAMNE NA SAHI.AAP NE TO PAYA HAI
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