SMS Messages
Adult SMS
Break Up SMS
Cute SMS
Desi SMS
Flirt SMS
Friends SMS
Friendship SMS
Fun SMS
Funny SMS
Good Night SMS
Love SMS
Miss You SMS
Nice SMS
Poem SMS
Punjabi SMS
Riddles SMS
Sad SMS
Sorry SMS
|
Adult SMS MessagesSexTotal SMS Messages: 139 - Pages: 13
Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
agar monh meetha karna hai to
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kissh-mish khaao
Send to Mobile
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. he he he he
Send to Mobile
answer the question in yes/no
kia aapke sir pe seengh hain?
see the result below
if yes to
bhains ke to seengh hotay he hain
if no
to hairan na hoon gadhay ke hotay bhi nahin
Send to Mobile
jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho
jab pani piyo to bismillah parho
jab mujhe dekho to Subhan Allah parho
aur jab aaina dekho to Lahola wala quwa parho
Send to Mobile
THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE
TIGER IS HERE,THE ELEPHANT IS HERE,THE MONKEY IS HERE...BUT THE MEETING HASN'T
STARTED..GUESS WHY? BECAUSE THE DONKEY IS BUSY READING THIS MESSAGE!
Send to Mobile
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
Congratulations!! u r a perfect JUNGLI.
Send to Mobile
Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai...
Bird log ghana ga rele hai...
Cow log ghaas ka rele hai...
Shaane log sms bej rele hai...
Aur kanjoos log sms par rele hai
Send to Mobile
paani main kashti
kashti main car
wah wah
pani main kashti
kashti mian car
sms parhnay wala..
monkeys ka sardar
Send to Mobile
--------
-----------
-------------
---------------
-----------------
issa kahta han line marna
Send to Mobile
'you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE
Send to Mobile
|
