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Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi...
aap ke baal chanda jesay....
aap ka chehra chanda jesa...
aur.....
chanda hamari bhains ka naam...
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Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar
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wouldn't Be Hot
Sea
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Wouldn't Be Blue
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I Wouldn't Be Happy
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('o') without
(")(") some1 like U
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1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly bete se ksi ne pocha. abu kya kr rhe hei. Beta! Abu chuter dho rhe hei ami pani dal rai hei.
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Woman has man in it......
Mrs. has Mr in it......
Female has male in it........ She has He in it......
No wonder men always want to be inside women... ;->
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Girl:ek sasti c breazer dena
Salesman: ye 60 ki
Girl: or sasti
Ye 30 ki
Or sasti
Ye 20 ki
Girl: or sasti
Chotu! in ko 2 BOTTEL k DHAKKAN or SUTLI De Do.
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meri DUA hAi
K
tUmhe. . .
MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . .
hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . .
tUmhAry OpEr chArhy....... ;->
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Shehzada Saleem: hmari ama or aba hm se itna pyar krte thay k hmare sonay tk hmare pas baithe rehte or hm phir b na sotey
WAZEER:isi lye to ap iklote reh gaye.
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15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.
21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.
31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta hai tu rakh !
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Boy 2 girl:mere sath danÇe karo gi
girl:main bache k 7 dance nahi karte
boy: mujhe nahi pata tha k ap pregnent hain.
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