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Adult SMS MessagesSexTotal SMS Messages: 139 - Pages: 13
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Door Gaon Main
Raat Ko Jub..
Maa Baap Sotay Nahin..
To..
Bachay Kehtay Hain..
So Jaa Bapu
So Jaa..
Nahi To aik Aur Ho Jaye Ga!
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For India, its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Australia its Aus.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what's for
Brazil & London.
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Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How.?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell.?
Raghu:10yrs ago,In d History Class... ;->
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A Beautiful Statement written inside Men's Toilet :
The Future of our Country is now in your Hands! ;->
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Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
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most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai,
paani ke bina tu tatti se libre chuttarh dho nahi sakti....
mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti!!!
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Make luv to your Girlfriend on Valentines day she will give you good news on Mothers day and u will have childrens on Childrens day Don't try this at everyone otherwise u will have bad news on
1st December (aids day)
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Heights Of Patriotism :
U sitting on an English toilet
in Pakistani style.
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The Beauty of English:
Ever noticed how deleting 1 word after the other in a sentence can lead to a story..?
E.G.
Oh UMAiR please dont touch me at all.!
Oh UMAiR please dont touch me at
Oh UMAiR please dont touch me
Oh UMAiR please dont touch
Oh UMAiR please dont
Oh UMAiR please
Oh UMAiR
Ohhh
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A Gunman Stops a car n asks Man 2 Masturbate.
Scared Driver obeys.
Dis continues 6 times Till driver has no energy Left.
GM says:Now give Lift 2 my DaughTer ;->
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