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Adult SMS MessagesSexTotal SMS Messages: 139 - Pages: 13
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MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha
kal Suhaag Raat k se guzri?
B V!
Kute ne dono SURAAKH
'C' daye
or pochta hai or
kahan kahan se phati hai...? ;->
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Teacher: Laden Ki 5 Biwian or20 Bache, Lalu Ki 1 Biwi Or9 Bache Tou Btao In Dono Me Se Kon Acha?
Bacha: Score to Laden Ka Zyada Hy Pr Avrage Lalu Ka Acha Hy ;->
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What's Nasbandi.......?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi... ;->
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When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!
& when a girl is 18, she is ready for...
NADRA I D CARD ...or kiya?
Hamesha ganda he sochna.....:-)
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2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the. Achanak lion aa gaya
1st-chotu, tu dar raha hai?
2nd-nahi, main nahi darta.
1st-to saley apni dho meri kyun dho raha ha.
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SHARABI. Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam, kitne Naram, kitne Pink, Meethe & Geele hain. Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal.
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Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
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Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight.
Student: ur braizer
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Bhool gaye ya bhulana chathe ho
Door kar dia ya jana chathe ho
Aazma lia ya aazmana chathe ho
Ek sms to kar do mere dear
Ya abhi or wait karwana chathe ho
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Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.
Miss: wo kasay?
Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain...
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