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Adult SMS MessagesSexTotal SMS Messages: 139 - Pages: 13
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Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish
When i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss me
I Allowed
Now i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows
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Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum hi meri Zindagi ho
Rahat ho Tamanna ho!
Biwi: Mere liye b aj se ap hi FARHAN ho AMIR ho aur HAMMAD ho.
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Aap ki personality per aik sher arz kia hai,
soraj hamesha chand key sath rahe ga,
Wah Wah,
tou chutiya tha chutiya hai aur chutiya rahe ga,
Wah Wah..>
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We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothes
but honestly
Did we ever realized that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend without clothes!!
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Shadi k 7 din baad,
Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni?
Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!
Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,
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Monika Lewinski asks:
Laaloo jee u r so intelligent, but why u have 9 children?
Laloo jee replied: Humarey time mein woh 'Muu mai Lainey Wali Baat Nahi thi na.
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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A cute female elephant passed by...
What does the loafer elephant say?
Wow kia figure hai
3600-2400-3600
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Y do we always praise shahid afridi who scored 100 runs of 37 balls. The real record blongs to shah sultan of saudi arabia who scored 100 sons of only 2 balls.
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Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain....?
Chalo Hain to ye bhi aansu,
bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain.... ;-)
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Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha
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