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Adult SMS MessagesSexTotal SMS Messages: 139 - Pages: 13
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Every mans wish . .
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . .
Kaash ,
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . . . :- )
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Zamane ki dard se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai. Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
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Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot - insan ko darane k liye..
Machar - insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife - insan ko banane ke liye
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toothpaste ki ad mein ,daant hi dikhay jatey han shampoo ki ad mein baal dikhay jatey han but always ki ad mein dhooka kyon
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1 ldka aur 1 ladki,
oho,
dono jhadi ke piche,
oho,
daba daba ke,
oho,
choos chooske,
oho,
fruity pi rahe the.
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
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A lady wakes up early in the morning and saw her cat in the rain
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screamed ........
"Ah ! My pussy is getting wet ....."
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wait
wait
cool
cool
relax
relax
ok
ok
ready
start
go
5
4
3
2
1
now
delete the msg........!!
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AAP ki ik muskurahat per hum apne hosh ganwa bhethey
hum hosh mai aaey hi the k aap phir muskura bhethey............
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A englishman had a spicy pakistani dinner.
Next morning he came out of toilet & said now i understand why pakistani use water!
Bcoz tissues can catch fire .
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