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9/11; PAKISTAN responsible
7/7; PAKISTAN responsible
Mumbai blast; PAKISTAN responsible
Rise of taliban; PAKISTAN responsible
N.Korea nuclear bomb; PAKISTAN responsible
Conclusion: PAKISTAN is the most RESPONSIBLE country!
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Why Men Are Never Depressed....??
Men Are Just Happier Ppl.. Sum Reasons R Written Below..
Thier Last Name Stays Same
They Can Wear A White T-Shirt To A Water Park
They Don't Have To Think Which Way To Turn A Nut On A Bolt
Ppl Never Stare At Thier Chest When They R Talking To Them
1 Wallet, 1 Belt & 1 Pair Of Shoes ... 1 Color 4 All Season
A 5 Day Vacation Requires Only 1 Suitcase
They Can Open A Tight Jar
Thier Underwear Is Rs. 195 For a Three Pack
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They Can B President But Cant B Pragnent :->
No Wonder Men R Happier
Snd Dis To D Women Who can Handle It
& To Men Who WiLL Enjoy IT ;->
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Ek Roz Roshni k Hazaar Sitaray honge,
Or Apki Ankhon me Hasin Nazare honge,
Qayamat k Din jb Apka Mobile check kia jye ga,
To Sab se ziada Sms Hamare hon ge.
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Dosti cheez nahi hoti jatanay ki
Hamari aadat nai doston ko
bhulanay ki
Hum is liye kam sms krtay hain apko
QK kuchh rishton ko nzar lag jati hai zamane ki
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life is a paradox - Wht u want, you don't get (love)wht u get u don't enjoy (marriage)wht u enjoy is nt permanent (girlfriend)wht is permanent is boring (wife)
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I bought a Car on loan. I didn't pay the dues, the bank took away my bike.
Had I known this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also.../
CHEERS... ;->
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A Reasent Studdi
Haz Shon..
Dat Peepal Hoo Aar Werry..
Gudd Lukeeng Aar
Werry..
Badd Att Spallings........
Vat Iz Yorr..
Opeeneun...??
;->
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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RITE, is a HUSBAND ;->
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Wafadar hai ham wafa karenge
jan mango fida karenge
dil mango nikal kar hath par rakhenge
sirf 100 ka balance Share ya Card bhejo Namazi log hai dua karenge ;->
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jaane kyon log flurt karte hain jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain jaane kyon.... jaane kyon jaane kyon affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai affair 100 rang lekar ata hai affair hi zindagi sajaata hai log chup-chupkar affair chalate hain aur sabke samne frnds ban jate hain jaane kyon. jaane kyon affair best frnds main ladai karata hai affair main banda pagal ho jarta hai affair na chahte hue bhi chal jata hai affair bahut badnami karata hai akhir main har ladai ka base ban jata hai jaane kyon .jaane kyon jaanekyon lekin kabhi kabhi ye payar main convert ho jata hai
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