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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
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Winter Comes .........Again & Again,
Summer Comes .......Again & Again,
But The Person Like You.............. Will Not Come Again,
Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again & Again
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My eyes miss u,my feels love u,my hands needs u,my mind calls u,my heart just 4 u , my live is u,i will die without u, i love u, aisa mery mama mujhay aksar bolti hain.
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wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!
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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
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True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs200 BUY A PILLOW
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
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My Nights
r becoming
sleepless,
My Days
r becoming
restless,
So i asked God ...
is this love??
He said!
.....idiot , summer has
started .....
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I was worried
in a
DREAM
last nite
i saw
all the
DEVILS
of the world
have DIED
Hey!dont mind
Can u send me
only few SMS
2 make me sure
that
U R STILL ALIVE...
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