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Funny SMS MessagesTotal SMS Messages: 168 - Pages: 16
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I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
just
2
sprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
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Lady To Other Lady: What Do U Use For Washing Dishes. . . ? ?
Other Lady: Ohh...! I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
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Women Hve A Passion 4 Mathematics
They Divide Thier Age In Half
Double The Price Of Thier Cloths &
Alwys Add AtLeast 5 Years 2 The Age Of Their BesT Frnd ;->
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The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women's lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth for atleast sum seconds ;
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Wife: where'll u take me on our 10th aniversary?
Hsband: We'll go 2 African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th aniversary?
Husband: I'll bring u back.
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Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company..
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy... ;->
:'~': K33P SMiLiNG :'~':
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A Man Notice That His Credit Card Had Been Stolen But He Didn't Report It..!
Why..??
The Thief Was Spending Less Than His Wife.... ;->
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Boy 2 girl : Hey if i climb this coconut tree,
i can see Engineering college babes.
Girl : Leave both hands from there,
u can see medical college babes
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Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: B Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don't Forget To Carry
Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean So B Absent
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