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Funny SMS MessagesTotal SMS Messages: 168 - Pages: 16
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Nxt generation child wil sing in school
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I jus went 2 royal bar,
Whisky rates r up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry.
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U think of me & i think of u. When v both think of each other, do u know wat it means?
It means v both..
have no other work to do!
Dono velay ;-)
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Boss: im giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. but??
how much is DRIVING salary....? ;->
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My # has changed.
So plz give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena
kamina apne ap ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->
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Every Man Needs A
Beautiful Wife
Intelligent Wife
Caring Wife
Loving Wife
Smart Wife
Adjusting
&
Cooperative Wife,
But its said dat Islam allows only 4 wife ;->
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Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD
A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS
A Passionate Kiss On LIPS
A Romantic Kiss On NECK
But
Seriously HOTEST Kiss Is On
Iron
Try It ;->
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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.
The receptionist goes,checks the room, comes back to the phone and tells him that there is no one in that room. The room is empty.
Good, says the man. That means I have really escaped!
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Chosing career is like chosing wife from 10 Girl friends,
Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman, there's still pain of losing 9.
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R u intelegent..
Ans thez
1-China kis mulk main hai?
2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai.?
3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai..?
4-timatar ko urdu main kya boltay hn
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Ek chor reha hone se ek din pehle dosre se!
Tm reha ho kr sub se pehla kam kya karo ge
Dosra chor mai ek torch kharedun ga q k pichly dafa me ne andhairai mai bijli ke bajaye radio ka button on ker deya tha... ;->
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