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A Recent Survey Showed Why Men Like Blow Jobs....
10% Like The Feeling....
12% Like The Dominance....
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78% Like The 8 Minutes Silence........ ;->
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khd kash hamla
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam's sleeping
N=No response
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If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,then 5=?
Think b4 scrolling down!
Ans is 1 ,remember 1st line 1=5!
Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe :)
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Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDERMAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umaar WATCHMAN.
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What's The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby....??
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Chick Is The Result Of A Hen. . . While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.... ;->
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U & me went 2 a wishwell.
I bent down threw a coin & made a wish,
U bent down a little more n fell into the well.
I shouted,
Aahah...
IT WORKS ;-)
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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The best relation ever is between TWO EYES...
They blink together
move together
cry together
see together and
sleep together
Still they never see each others
But when they saw a girl
1 will blink and another will not
Moral of the story :
A girl can break any kind of relationship.
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G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
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Forward Their Numbers To Me...
Don't Worry Abt My Life. . .
I'm A Professional. . .
GHOST RIDER... ;->
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