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Funny SMS MessagesTotal SMS Messages: 168 - Pages: 16
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Imagine
urself in a boat
which is sinking
sharks all around u
wat can u do 2 save urself?
very simple
stop IMAGINING
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husband:i hear dat husband & wife r not allowed 2 b 2gether in heaven,is it dat so?wife:yes,honey,dat's y its called HEAVEN
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Why is the fire engine red in color?Engine red in color? Color?Bcoz fire engine has a ladder..A lader has steps.. Steps come from a foot..A foot is measured by a ruler.A ruler can b a king or a queen. Elizabeth was queen of england. Elizbeth was also name of ship.Ship floats on water.Water has fish.Fishes have fins. Fins are people of finland.The national flag of finland is red. So fire engine is red in color.. This is a sample of how we attempt our exam
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Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae!
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Heaven is when u have German car American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife
hell is when car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Indian
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how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?
very simple yaar
dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
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Doctor & Engineer loves a same girl.
Engineer before going to out-station for a week,
gave 7 Apples to the girl. Why ??
Bcoz... an Apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree 2 another
???????????? ????????? ????????
Sorry……..
Its ur personal matter///… :- >
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+92 333 9968 674
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Good News
A New Way 2 Send
Romantic Kiss
2 Ur Girl Friend
Just Call Or Sms Me
&
Order Ur Kiss
With Adress
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Go
&
De|iverd
SwEeT kIsS SeRvIcEs PvT LtD..... ;->
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3 animals broke in2 the house, wen cops came ,they found da mouse watchn TV,da pig in the kitchen and da stupind donkey was found reading ths sms.
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