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Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God says:Never in ur life time.
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SAY HA
SAY HA
LOOK SEE
LOOK SEE
SAY HA
SAY HA
DONT SEE
DONT SEE
OH YAAR
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KIA KAR RAHAY HO PAGAL HO KIA
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Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.
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Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !!
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Pakistani Courses:-
MBBS:-Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies
CAT:-Career In Alqaeda & Taliban
IIT:-Islamic Institute of Terrorism
JEE:-Jehadi Entrance Exam.
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Ocean full of syllabus
River full of questions
Bucket level we study
Mug level we answer
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Marks comes like a drop
then why to study fool........!!
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ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
sun baap , un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchhtaachh ki apun bhi terich aulaad hai , saala mooh kholaich nahi....
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail
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what is the difference btw secretary and personal secretary....
Secretary says: Good morning sir!
Personal Secretary Says: Oh MY GOD... its morning Sir....
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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
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