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Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
Fadi
0345 5888477
051 7152555
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Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans.: life boy.
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If i dstrb u
Im sorry!
But i need
To say
I..
I love.
disturbing u
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
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Apne chare se ruswaie ka "ERROR" to hataho,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka "PASSWORD" to bataho,
Axser raat ko app mere sapne mein aatein hain,
Mere pyar ko "MOUSE" banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka "E-MAIL" mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap "VIRUS" banke aa jaata hai.
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A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy n when u need it urgently-there is no service
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If i need brain transplantation i'll prefer ur brain, Dont think u r genious i just want a brain which is never used before..
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Pathan commiting suicide, someone asked the reasonHe said: My wife runaway with my friend and i can't live without my friend .Count my sms 4 2morow challenge
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If u delete this sms u love me if u keep it u want me if u ignore it u adore me if u send it back u cant live without me Now what will u do?tell me !!
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
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