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Poem SMS MessagesTotal SMS Messages: 39 - Pages: 3
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When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
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Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
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Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
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Hont jab hont se milte hain to kiya hota hai?
Socho socho...
Pata hai na kiya hota hai?
Kiya hota ha?
Mooh band hota hai yar..!!
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Apne 2 hi shoq hen.
1. AchhA khana.
OR
2. AAp ki bajana.
NAhi nahi woh nahi sirf message ki Tone.
But i like the way u think :-)
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When I Go In I Might Cause Pain.......
I Cause U To Spit
&
Ask U Not To Swallow....
I Can Fill Ur Hole..... What Am I.........????
A Dentist.... ;->
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I Go In Hard....
Come Out Soft....
You Blow Me Hard.....
What Am I........???
A Chewing Gum.... ;->
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Girls College K Bahar Chaat Wale Ko Larki Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Meri Chaat. .
Chaat Wala: Ek Minute . . .
Larki: Jaldi Se Chaat Period Start Hone Wala Hai. . ;->
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Is QADAR teri yad me rota hun,
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is QADAR teri yad me rota hun,
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k
k
RAT ko hath me pakar k sota hun,
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Gande
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Tasweer teri or kiya.
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Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Niche Dekh..
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Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Upar
Dekh...... ;->
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