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Sardar ki suhag rat ha
Bevi bed par bethi ha
aur sardar se kehti ha
dunia k sab se ganda kam kardo
Sardar ny paint utari or
bed per poti kar di(-)
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Man 2 Sardar Jee: Yaar kal main tenu kini war phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Sardar Jee: Kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye de ke gana lawaya ae, ohnu tera peo sunega.
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Sardar: Doc sab mere sir mei dard hai...! Doctor: ye goli le lo, ise suba shaam doodh k sath kahana hai...! Sardar: konsay doodh k sath, Left or Right....??
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A sardar maried to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru ge says masebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota a
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1 Sardar to other one: Duniya da sabse mushkil kaam ki ae.??
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2nd sardar: Helmat pa k kuri di chumi lena... ;->
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At The Colege
Sardar Watchd D Notice Board
It Reads: Invites Sugestions 4 D Modification Of Ladies Bath Room.!
Sardar Wrote Under:
Let D Men Permit 2 Enter ;->
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Phansi se pehlay inspector ne sardar g se poocha. Bata teri aakhri khwahish kya hai?
Sardar G: Mera sir neechay aur tangain ooper ker k phansi de do.
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Sardar ki bevi
Raat kafi ho gai hy pr sardar G nai aaey
Zror koi larki ka chkar hy
Sardar ki Mother:
Hmesha bura hi sochna
Kya pta ksi truck k nechay aa gya ho
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Khirki khulli zulfain bikhrien
Dil nay kaha dildar nikla
Par hai ray meri phooti kismat
Nahaya hoa sardar nikla.
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Ak sardar ki maan ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k TEST hon ge,
sadar bola,
in ki umar zyada hy,
TEST nahi ONE-DAY karwa lo..
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