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A teacher lecturing on population says
In India aftr evry 10 second a woman gives Birth to a child
Sardar stands up and says:
sir,we must find & stop dat woman
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1.DIN 1.DAAKU SARDAR K GHAR MEN GHUS GAYA OR BOLA
SONA KANHA HE?
SARDAR BOLA ULLOW K PATTHE
PORA GHAR KHALI HE,
KANHI B SOJA.
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Sardar :
Mstri ji :
Bed pakka banana
Mere munde ko Bahu par charna hay.
Mistri:fikar na karo Aisa bed banaonga,
kay sara mohala char jaye tu b nahi tute ga
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SARDAR: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena..!
Storekeeper: App kale bulb ka kia karoge..?
SARDAR: dopher mei sone k liye andhera karna hai.. ;->
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How Can Sardar Gee Kill A Lion? Sardar Gee Thinks N Thinks Hard &Comes To A Conclusion, I'll Drink Poison N Let Lion Eat Me
O Bolo Ta Ra Ra Ra...! ;->
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Sardar Son at juice center: Papa aisi koi machine hoti hai jis mein juice dalein aur phal aaye?
Sardar: Hai na teri Maa, Maine us mein juice dala aur tu aaya.
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Sardar:Jab meri nai nai shadi hoi thi to muje biwi itni pyari lagti thi k dil karta tha bas kha jaun
Frnd:or ab?
Sardar:sochta hun k Kha lia hota to acha tha
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Police: Tumhe kal
subah 5 baje
phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mein to subah 8 baje utthta hoon!
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4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
2 From OXFORD
3 TEXAS
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Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVERSITY,
1 Common Ques
Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXFORD: Light
HARVARD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye
Sardar: Its Loose Motions
Coz
Last Night I Ws Lying In My Bed
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B4 I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On Da Lights,
It Was Over!
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Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Sardar answer: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD Kaal
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sasria_kaal
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