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One Sardar was
so kanjus, ....
so kanjus ....
so kanjus ....
so kanjus ....
so kanjus ....
so kanjus .....
that he went alone for his honeymoon.
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Q. What would you call a dead sardar in a cupboard?
Ans. Winner of the last year's hide and seek competition...
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Sardar shirt utar k ghar k bahir kharha tha 1 admi guzarte hue.
wah Sardar ji kya chest hai
Sardar fakhar se abay ye to kuch b nhi andar aa k meri BV k dekh ;->
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Sardarni: kapre utar kr bister pe tange khol kr leti or kaha:
Kuch samje ji..?
Sardar: muje pata hai haramzadi tu pure bister pe akeli sona chahti hai..... ;->
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Sardar's Wife To Sardar: Trouser Utaaro.... T-Shirt bhi Utaaro....
Aur
Underware Bhi Utaaro....
Aur
Khabardar Aaenda Jo Mere Kapre Pehne.... ;->
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Interviewer: Aap Kisi Larki Me Sab Se Pehle Kia Dekhte Hain...??
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Sardar: O.. Jii.. Ye Tou Depend Kerta Hai K Wo Aa Rahi Hy Ya Ja Rahi Hai... ;->
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5 sardars ne mil kar 1 texi li,
15 din ho gye lakin koi savari nahi mili,
kyu???
Q k 3 sardar peche or 2 sardar age beth k savari dhund rahy thy ;->
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Sardarni was having Pain during Delivery.....
Sardarji Prayed :- Oh Lord plz make the hole loose for the Baby and then Tight again for the Daddy.
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Srdar2 his papa: Mene shadi krni he.
PAPA: puter kidhay nal?Sardar: papa dadi ama de naal.
Papa: beghairt o meri ma ae.
Srdar: Te tusa meri maa nal kyu kiti?
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