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Sardar got promotion 4rm executive 2 manager.
He went home & told his wife in new style
'Tu aaj Raat se
MANAGER K SAATH SOYEGI
Biwi behosh!
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1 sardar k 6 bachay the wo tung agaya tha 1 din uski wife ne kaha:mai kesi lg rhi hun
sardar :roop tera mastana,pas mere na ana, phool kahin phr se na khil jaye
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Air Hostes To Sardar: Aap 1 Ghante Me 4 Bar TOILET Gaye... R U Ok? Kia Aap Ko Chain Nahi Hai..?
Sardar: Chain Hai Par Khulti Nahi Hai.... ;->
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Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta.
Sardar to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
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Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta.
Sardar to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
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Sardar ji and his wife applied for divorce in the court
Judge asked:how would u divide ur kids?
u have 3 kids
Sardar ji : ok
then v will apply next year..
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2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
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dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free
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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
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