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Wife 2 sardar: oo ji car ki speed itni kyun barha di? Sardar bola: oo gee car k break fail ho gaye hain! Accident se pehlay ghar pohanch jayengay.
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Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye
Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey Hyn
Memon: Aray Yar Bas 1 Kafi Tha Mgr Tumhari Bhabi Ko B Fazul Kharchi Ki Aadat Hy ;->
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Ek srdar PCO shop
pr gya.
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Aur
Operator ko zordar
2
thappar lagaye
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Guess y?
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Bcz
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shop pr likha thaa
k
numbr milany se
pehly 2 lagana
mat bholain.
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Sardar:
Aaj gher jatay hi mein apni biwi ki pant utaar donga.
Friend:
Sardar ji aj tay barhey mood mein ho.
Sardar:
Nahi yaar kafi tight hai mujay.
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Sardar @ dining table said 2 his son:Beta gosht khaya karo is se lulli bari hoti hai,
Wife jal kr boli:Sardar Je kabhi khud bhi kha lia karo.
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1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?
2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
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How can a sardar kill a Lion?
Sardar ji will think n think hard & will come to a conclusion:
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I 'll drink poison n let lion eat me...!
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Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir dont sit there,it is Tipu sultan's chair
Sardar-oye dont worry i'll get up When he comes..!
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Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks
Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Singh—–pyare singh sahab
You do not meet—-aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement—-humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance—-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call —-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained—-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks—-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
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1 SARDAR SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTA RAHA SOCHTE SOCHTE AAKHIR MARGAYA K MERI BEHEN K 2 BAHI HAIN TO MERA 1 Q HAI.
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