SMS Messages
Adult SMS
Break Up SMS
Cute SMS
Desi SMS
Flirt SMS
Friends SMS
Friendship SMS
Fun SMS
Funny SMS
Good Night SMS
Love SMS
Miss You SMS
Nice SMS
Poem SMS
Punjabi SMS
Riddles SMS
Sad SMS
Sorry SMS
|
Punjabi SMS MessagesTotal SMS Messages: 258 - Pages: 25
Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
Sardar Jee:Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandar Ka Pohto Kitne ka diya?
Dukandar: Sahab Ye Photo Nahi he ye to Shisaa he
Send to Mobile
5 hi-tech sardar inventions::::::
1. waterproof towel......
2. solar powered torch.....
3. book on how to read....
4. pedal powered wheelchair......
5. umbrella with holes to see of its raining..........
.....................................
.................
Send to Mobile
once a sardar owned a resturant. . .
a man came up to him and said: sardar g soup vich makhi hai.
sardar g replied: ooey dil vada kar yaara ooney kinna p laina a. . .
Send to Mobile
SARDAR: kal mai bathroom Gya Tey uthay Sher betha C.
SARDARNI: Hai O Rabba! fer tusi ki kitta?
SARDAR: kuj nai Mai sher nu kya 'tusi kr Lo meri taa nikal e gaiee a'
Send to Mobile
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Send to Mobile
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
Send to Mobile
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed:
-P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Send to Mobile
hello guy ik sardar or os ka dost kharay hotay hin to sardar kahta hay oye mar gaya os ka dost kahta hay kiuon kya howa ,,wo kahta hay mare BV or mare mahbobba ik sath os ka dost kahta hay,, han main bhi yahi kahnay wala tha
Send to Mobile
Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed.
SaaMer +92 300 2711 588
Send to Mobile
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai... 0300 2711 588
SaaMer
Send to Mobile
|
