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Sardar jee went to purchase a color TV.
Sardar jee to Shopkeeper: Do u sell color TVs.
Shopkeeper: Yes sir.
Sardar jee: Give me green one please.
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Teacher 2 Banta Singh : Make a sentence in wich 1 word is repeated 4 times.
Banta Singh : Wen Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,she becumes Lara Lara, bolo tararara..
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2 sardars sat in coffe shop.
sardar:jalde pe yaar, coffe thande ho gaye gi
2nd:Q
sardar:oye bewakoof,menu card parh!
HOT COFFE RS:20
COLD COFFE RS:40
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sardar ji apni dost ki new car dakhny jata hai aur puchta hai.....!
sardar: kithun liti
dost: main road ty khula san kuri ai uny lift dyti ty minuy jangle wich lay gai uthy ja k mere ty apny sary kapry laty ty minou akhdi k jo layna hai layla:D
sardar: main udy GADI liti ty dor lati...............
dost: aho tuny udy kapry pury v nai san any (@ @)
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Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain , aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai doosra bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to teesra doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai
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Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???
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Interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in punjab
Fadi
0345 5888477
051 7152555
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A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." Says the Sardar and
hangs up.
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