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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
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Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: kis se baat kar rahay ho.
1ST: Biwi se.....
2ND: Itne... pyaar se....?
1ST: Tumhari hai.
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer
Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!
Sardar: Oye I have Windows installed.
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once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? sardar said there is written colestrol free.........
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A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS;
Send me a brother.
SANTA wrote back;
Send me ur mother...
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Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think?
Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti??
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What is the height of foolishness?
Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass bathroom and santa banta fighting to peep through the key hole.
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Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence....!!
Santa: It's A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand...... ;->
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