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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
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Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day When She Was Sixty.
She Is Eighty Now &
We Don't Know Where D Hell She Is ;->
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Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?
Santa: I'm raping her. Cop: Ok, I'm next. Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before..
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Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho?
SANTA: Oye ki karaan?
Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda haan usda naam yaad hi nahi aa riha..
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja..
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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A lady calls santa for repairing dorr bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,santa replies.i'm coming daily since 4 days,i press the bell but no one comes out
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A man was doing push ups on d beach.
Drunk Santa sees him n starts laughing loudly n says: Sorry to tell you but d women below you has already left...
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Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included.
Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar tha
Aaj bhi hai aur
Kal bhi rahega ;->
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SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE.
Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED GANDHI..?
SANTA- Thanx for giving me the JOB.
I will Investigate... ;->
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