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Santa And Banta Were Walking..!
Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird...
Santa Lookd Up At The Sky & Said: Where...? ;->
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One night Santa's girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight?
Santa shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged you before?
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Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don't wanna die because of it.
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Why can't Banta dial 911?
He cannot find eleven on the phone..
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Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
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