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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ?
Banta Replies: Yaar Duur Ka Rishtedaar Tha Bechaara . . . ;->
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Santa: Yaar Banta, Doctor Ne Kaha Hy Mujhe AIDS Hy. Ye AIDS Hota Kia Hai. . . ? ?
Banta:
A - Ab
I - Is
D - Dunya Se
S - Satt Shri Kal. . . ;->
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1 banda bhagta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
salaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
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Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh.
Servant picked phone.
Santa-memsab se baat karvao!
Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai.
Santa-par sahb to mein hoon
srvnt-ab mein kya karu?
Santa-maar de dono ko?
After killing.
srvnt-lasho ka kya karu?
Santa-ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja.
Srvnt-par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai
Santa:-oh sorry, wrong number.
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Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Santa: Kisi dusre Doctor ke paas!!!
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https://login.yahoo.com/config/login?
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