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Sardar ne hotal se esey ladki mangi jesey ades ho,poochney per bataya k ladki se mujey ades hoga,muj se mere biwi ko,biwi se mere bahi ko,bahi se babi ko,babi se baba ko,baba se maan ko,or maan se ues parosi ko ades hoga,tab saley ko pata chaley ga,k sardar ki maan choodney ka nateeja.
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
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Sardar writing a letter:
My sister had a baby this morning..
I havn't heard that its a boy or a girl..
So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty!!
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Sardar was writing the passive voice of 'I MADE A MISTAKE' Guess what did he write?? . ' I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE ! '
SaaMer
(aik chota sa Shair)
+92 300 2711 588
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English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Sardar jee : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
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Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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Sardar- Aaj maine pani ko ullu bana diya Friend- pani ko ullu?Wo Kaise?Sardar- Oye!Subah maine pani Garam Kiya aur THANDE PANI SE NAHA LIYA.
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A man phoned & asked:
Hello,is it 221714?
Sardar:Hindi mein bolo.
Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA?
Sardar:Nahi sir,
TEEN-TEEN-EK-SAT CHODA, 331714.
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Sardar lost his cheque book;
Manager: take care, any one can put ur signature?
Sardar: how can others sign? i'm not a fool, i've already signed all..!!
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