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Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes..
Sir: go home and change.
sardar : koi faida nahi sir, ghar mein b 1 black aur 1 white shoe hai..
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English Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man:wo kaise?
Sardar jee:Somwar,Mangalwar,Budhwar
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Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana tha. Us ko translater nahin mil raha tha. Atlast us ko aik sardar mil gaya. Ab engraiz ailan kar raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha. Engraiz says o people. Sardar translate o pan yako. It is announced hardly. Bund paar ailan kitta janda aiy. If someone interfere. Kisi nay pan yaki karan di koshish kiti. He will punished elephantly. Auno hathi day lan nal ban dita jai ga. Thats it. Lan tay charo.
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dolhan sardar say......
aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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Ay-chori
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Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai
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Bole To
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hai To
Jaldi Se Sms Bhej Daal
Smhji Kiya?:-)
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Sardar 2 doctor: dr saab,mein chashma lga k parh to sakun ga na?
Dr: haan,bilkul
Sardar g: phir theek hai..warna unparh admi ki zindgi b koi zindgi hai! :-/
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1st Sardar to 2nd: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.
2nd Sardar: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.
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Sardar attended bio practical exam
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg
Sardar: I dont know..
Examiner: u fail.
Whats ur name?
Sardar:See My Leg & tell
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Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi...!
Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo.... ;->
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In exam 2 Sardar Brothrs appeared
1 writes father's name- Daljit Singh
2 writes- Manjit Singh
Teacher- Wats this?
Sardar- Sir, varna ap khte cheating ki hai ;->
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