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Riddles SMS MessagesTotal SMS Messages: 74 - Pages: 7
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Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
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Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
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What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
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The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
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why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
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How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
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What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
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