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What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
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How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
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It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
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When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
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Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
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If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
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