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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
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What is the velocity of the darkness ?
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
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When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
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The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
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Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
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Math magic: Ur celfon number last digit x 2, + 5, x 50, + ur AGE, + 365, & - 615, the last 2 nos, is ur age & 1st is ur celfone's last no.JUST TRY IT!
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